This Dad Did Not Have A Very Chill Time Eating Pot Brownies And Swearing At His Cat

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The relationship between parents, their children and marijuana has always been a strained one. Some parents are totally cool with their kids toking up, while others are defiant until the very, bitter end about it. So while some places are working on making weed legal and already getting into the wonderful world of edibles, don’t expect restrictions to just magically dissipate into a cloud of vapor just yet. That means that parents will probably still be teaching the evils of the devil’s lettuce for a few more years.

Well, this dad will at least. According to The Omaha World Herald, an Omaha dad mistakenly ate a staggering four brownies infused with pot and his reaction was hilarious.

“Paramedics called to the scene who checked the man found his vital signs to be normal. But they noted that he was displaying odd behavior — crawling around on the floor, randomly using profanities and calling the family cat a ‘bitch.'”

This dad first felt strange after eating the brownies while he and his wife were watching television, when suddenly he felt a bout of anxiety coming on, which prompted her to call the cops. She had attempted to call her kids to ask them what was in the brownies to no avail, but also refused to narc on her kids like any good, self-respecting mom would do. One of their kids did return while the police were there, but claimed that they weren’t his, because of course they weren’t his and you can’t prove it.

The paramedics helped said dad to bed and no one has been able to confirm or deny if the family cat had it coming or was an innocent victim of this edible-spree. Chances are that this could have all been avoided if there was a Pink Floyd or Sleep album handy.

(Via The Omaha World Herald)

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