Dominique Strauss-Kahn Charged With “Aggravated Pimping” In Prostitution Ring

03.26.12 5 years ago 15 Comments

Perhaps you’re unaware of who Dominique Strauss-Kahn is, and that’s perfectly acceptable in this instance. We’ll get to that momentarily. Just know dude may have possibly the most trill charge of all time – “aggravated pimping.” The story goes the former International Monetary Fund chief was allegedly a marquee player in a prostitution ring which had been under investigation since last October under the code name “Carlton Affair.”

According to Strauss-Kahn’s lawyer, Henri Leclerc, his client admitted to attending sex parties but were unaware the women there were actual prostitutes. Look, buying sex is the world’s oldest profession, so if buddy did, in fact, cop a blow job or convince some young (hopefully legal) brunette over there to let him tag it from the back a few times, it’s all well and good. He’s not the first dude to put a down payment on some ass, and he damn sure won’t be the last. I understand him though. Jail isn’t cool, so deny, deny, deny all you can, I guess. It’s already bad enough his long history of sex scandals effectively ruined any chance of him running for the French presidency.

That being said, if the charge of rape against the New York hotel employee is indeed proven true, then he’s up the creek without a paddle on that one. Forcing a person to lay down with you against their will has never been nor will it ever be trill.


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