The most annoying part of enjoying any home-cooked meal has to be the cleanup that’s involved afterwards. Well, that and having to go to the store to purchase ingredients for it. And then coming home and having to cook it. And feeling full afterwards.
Wait, where was I going with that? Oh, right. Basically, everything about a home-cooked meal sucks aside from the eating part.
Thankfully, however, one of those problems may finally be on the verge of being solved, with a product called the Edible Spoon Maker. This groundbreaking machine allows home cooks to dream of one day living in a reality where doing the dishes is a thing of the past.
The machine has four different molds in the shape of a spoon. All you do is place some dough in one of the molds, bake it for three minutes, and boom, you’ve got yourself an edible eating utensil. If this product doesn’t scream “America is lazy and perhaps a bit disgusting while simultaneously being awesome and the greatest place on earth,” then I don’t know what does.
The only place to go from here is edible everything. I want plates, I want cups, I want pots and pans, and I want to slap some salt and pepper on those things and eat every last one of them.
Wait, I just thought of something. Who is going to clean the machine that makes these products?
Son of a…