Eli Manning gastrointestinal update: Coughlin says Manning has a “stomach bug”.
— Andrew Siciliano (@AndrewSiciliano) January 18, 2012
Doctor: We need 1000 cc’s of Pedialyte, STAT!
Nurse: Here you go, doctor.
Elisha: [moans] and a lollipop.
Doctor: Get this boy a lollipop before we lose him to acute crankiness.
Nurse: Right away, doctor.
Eli: [sucks peacefully]