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That’s a fairly accurate depiction of the noise that emanates from the paparazzi pen during red carpet events. They’re the worst humans imaginable, but Jennifer Lawrence, who’s spent the last two months attending premieres in shiny dresses, can’t come out and say, “Burn in hell, you monsters.” She finds other ways to make fun of them.