Everything is Not Okay, Drew

01.04.09 9 years ago 32 Comments

Drew expected a blowout, but the Vikings hung tough for a while, until Tarvaris had to go all pick-sixy and Brian Westbrook buried the Vikes with a 71-yard screen pass. But no clutch Iggles win is complete without a ridiculous McNabb spastic herky-jerky dance.

No doubt Whiskers Reid is over the moon about the outcome. He gets to disregard all facets of his appearance for at least one more week. If it’s any solace, I think the Eagles will beat the Giants in the Meadowlands.

The beauteous ladies of the Twin Cities are no doubt crestfallen. If you didn’t make the penis beat a French retreat, I’d totally be there for you.

I’m not really sure what this means. If the Eagles go to the Super Bowl, the wife goes instead of him? Whatevs. At least she escapes a beating either way.

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