This Fat Dog Flies First Class, Is Better Than You

https://twitter.com/madeleinedoux/status/658805245057757184

Air travel can be miserable. Sure, you are flying in a shiny tube through the air, which is cool, but at what cost? You’re herded like cattle, fed bad food, and somehow you are inexplicably greasy after extended flights. That is, unless you can fly first class. Ah, the leg room, the cozy blankets, and free alcohol.

Well, according to Mashable, this gigantic dog beast is living a fancier life than you are. Not only was this majestic beast carted to his American Airlines gate at LAX on what can best be described as a rolling throne, he got his own first class ticket.

https://twitter.com/madeleinedoux/status/658806884187541504

Apparently he had his own seat by his owner in the front row, and spent a majority of the flight chilling at her feet, like this is a totally normal dog thing to do. Twitter scribe (to whom we are indebted for this magnificent photo) @madeleinedoux also told Mashable that while he was a very good boy and was quiet for the entire flight, he was definitely the source of some awe amongst his fellow passengers/peasants:

“Everyone, both while boarding the plane and on the plane before takeoff, was speculating as to how the dog got so fat,” @madeleinedoux said. “You could legitimately hear hushed whispers of ‘He’s riding first class.'”

So, as you wrap up your Tuesday, do it with the knowledge that this dog is way, way fancier than you.

(Via Mashable)

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