Unfortunately (fortunately?), CatsForGold was already taken.
The sites all were registered Jan. 26 except LifeInvader, registered Jan. 7. Rockstar is well known for making viral marketing campaigns out of its in-game satire products and ad spots. It’s evidence of nothing, but it’s worth a chuckle, and hints at the context for the next GTA installment. [Kotaku]
In addition, CrunchGear found a resume for stuntman Declan Mulvey which lists motion capture stunt work for L.A. Noire, Red Dead Redemption, and Grand Theft Auto V among his past accomplishments. I hope he was doing cool stunts, like not getting stuck in traffic or being bothered by an annoying cousin. That would just be silly.
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