Gronk Spikes A Gatorade Bottle; Now Gronk Cannot Be Friends With Peyton Manning

12.21.12 5 years ago 20 Comments

Based on the highly scientific method of observing the dearth of people commuting at the subway stop up the street from me this morning, it appears that a lot of folks have already taken off for the holidays/apocalypse. That’s nice. I appreciate being given the green light on not trying very hard. It’s the nicest gift I could have received.

So here’s a cutesy video of Rob Gronkowski endorsing a sports drink called BodyArmor. That’s an appropriately meathead name for a thing that Gronk is shilling. Accordingly, spiking a bottle of Gatorade is an appropriately meatheaded way for Gronk to give his endorsement.

WARNING TO NFL PLAYERS: BodyArmor is 50 percent dissolved Adderall.

/gets sued by BodyArmor
//KSK front page spiked by Gronk

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