If you’re one of the many who believes that pulling one’s pud is a celebratory affair that can be enjoyed everyday, then perhaps this news will appeal to you. This Tuesday, Japan is celebrating “Hand Job Day,” and the fapping holiday homes with its own mascot.
Here’s how it works: Masturbation in Japanese is “onanii,” which also can be loosely translated into the date 7.21, hence the affiliation. Tenga — a Japanese company that makes sex toys — is behind this website that portrays a Power Ranger-like masturbation hero whose short film or clip will premiere tomorrow. A brief preview (seen above) depicts some fight scenes, and a dude attaching a masturbation toy to his wee-wee. Here’s a picture of said toy from Tenga’s global website, which is described as having “special valves (that) create a virtual vacuum inside the CUP to deliver an amazing sucking sensation.”
So, how are you spending the holiday? Also, thanks, Japan!
(Via Kotaku)