Happy 69th, Patron Saint

05.31.12 5 years ago 46 Comments

Today is Joe Namath’s 69th birthday, which is the most Joe Namath of birthdays. Here’s to Broadway Joe, who cut a swath of destruction through ladyparts for a generation, made good on a guarantee, drove Homer’s mom to a lifetime of civil disobedience and, least importantly but most appreciated, inspired the name of this dick joke blog by stragg-guh-ling. All this accomplishment with very average football skill is indeed most measty a feat. For the rest of Thursday, all our inappropriate advances and self-destruction through alcohol will be for Joe.

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