“Cause you… You’re part… EGGPLANT!”
He didn’t land on a fraction, that’s for sure… maybe an irrational number, but not a fraction
And you’re a cantaloupe.
“Hey, man, you don’t talk to the Colonel. You listen to him.”
“Don’t toast my health… Toast my FUCK!!”
/Thinks it’s a sad day…
Gary Coleman yesterday, Dennis Hopper today… who will be the 3rd?
Why did I just have to listen to an ad for shaving my legs? I’m not switching off Nair! Too easy!
#3 was Art Linkletter.
Anybody know if you can still buy chesterfields anymore?
Heineiken?! Whatchu’ talkin’ ’bout, Jeffrey.
killed a girl, it was no accident. Put a gun to the back of her head and blew her brains right out the front. I was in love.
And you know what they say about little girls, don’t you? Hm? They say they never forget the first time they’re kissed by a lizard.
/had to be done
This effectively ends any hopes for a sequel to the Mario Bros. Movie.
“This effectively ends any hopes for a sequel to the Mario Bros. Movie.”
You weren’t praying for them to go the reboot route?
SUPER MARIO BROS. 3D
JUSTIN BIEBER as MARIO
ZAC EFRON as LUIGI
TAYLOR SWIFT as PRINCESS PEACH
VERNE TROYER as TOAD
ROB REINER as WARIO
GEORGE LUCAS’ GULLET as BOWSER
A Michael Bay Film
Thank you – when I heard he died, that was the exact moment I thought of. I always secretly hoped that if Dennis Hopper had to die, he would actually be killed by Christopher Walken.
Currently drinking PBR in his honor. “Heinken? Fuck that shit!”
The man’s enlarged my mind. He’s a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I’m a little man, I’m a little man, he’s, he’s a great man.
I’m with Floksy Racism, (wait, that’s not what I meant) “Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst…Blue Ribbon!”
So Dennis Hopper is dead.
What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man!
Did you know that ‘if’ is the middle word of life?
On the road of life, Dennis Hopper’s bus finally dropped below 55 mph.
POP QUIZ HOT SHOT
You’re an iconic renegade actor on his death bed. You can recant all your Earthly sins or you can tie one last on off with the hot little brunette in the scrubs. WHAT DO YOU? WHAT DO YOU DO?
Damn. Beaten to the punch on the Speed reference by a few minutes.
One credit that won’t get much acknowledgment: he did a voice-acting job for Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Fucker even got the nerd cred.
If Hopper can die so can Keith and Ozzie, so there’s that.
His death only proves one thing — Jack Bauer can’t kill anyone of prominence.
He also guested on a Gorillaz track and was a key player in possibly the only good fictional basketball movie ever made. Plus, he and Rip Torn once got in a knife fight on the set of EASY RIDER.
‘Wanna cigarette? You’re never too young to start.’
/knows picked quote from a shit movie
Here’s the entire scene. Best scene ever? Best scene ever.
This is a football website….sort of. Isn’t anyone gonna mention the old Nike commercials?
here’s my favorite:
“Kissing Suzy Kolber is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL”
Or celebrities, Brazilian girls, and thick bitches.
Drew gives us a Saturday night post to play with over a long weekend and fuckers gotta be smartasses about it?!? Do not piss of our dick-jokey overlords!!!
‘piss off’ whatever.
I always liked “River’s Edge”. It was an underrated gem with Hopper playing a one-legged maniac with a blow-up doll girlfriend, Crispin Glover playing a different kind of maniac and Keanu Reeves playing a slacker with a barely-functioning frontal lobe.
Pardon the Homerism, but this is my favorite Nike commercial:
Bad things, man …
The flavor of cilantro/coriander, so widely used in Indian cuisine, lends a delightfully unique flavor to this favorite
and Keanu Reeves playing a slacker with a barely-functioning frontal lobe.
That is different from every other Keanu Reeves movie how ?
Ok, so I can get used to the redesign, I don’t really care about that. But I have an alert that came up saying “This website is asking to store data on your computer for offline use.” Is this legit, or did you guys get hacked?
Oh, well, now it’s different. Nevermind then?
You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you; you’re a total freakin’ retard!
Now who’s gonna scout Cedar Knob?
Candy colored clown!
“A bomb is made to explode. That’s it’s meaning. It’s purpose. Your life is empty because you spend it trying to stop the bomb from becoming. And for who? For what? You know what a bomb is, Jack, that doesn’t explode? It’s a cheap gold watch, buddy.”
I know Speed’s been taken a couple of times, but I loved his character in that movie. So, R.I.P. you crazy bomb making gimp, ride easy.
I truly love Justin. He’s so handsome and makes really awesome songs. I really want to go to one of his concerts