Look at this horse. This horse is amazing. His girlfriend is tied up, so he helpfully trots over with a mouthful of hay and shares some with her, like the horseplayer that he is (sorry). That was mighty neighborly of him (sorry). This might prove to be a totally whinny-ing strategy (not even sorry that time).
Indubitably, this lovely horse is winning at life.
(Via Tastefully Offensive)