Back in August, we saw the sad dads who were dragged to One Direction concerts. Their faces, twisted in exhaustion and defeat, were hard to erase from our minds.
Now, one kind YouTube user has synced up many of those same photos to Gary Jules’ “Mad World” and created a moving tribute to those brave and fatherly souls. It’s high time we properly acknowledged their valiant and selfless efforts.
Every generic married white guy in his late 30s loves to rock the “goatee and cargo shorts” look. Their fashion sense is terrible, but they’re probably great dads so godspeed.
Screw you. Cargo shorts are super comfortable.
Don’t get me wrong: I think cargo shorts are amazing. They go with most anything and have plenty of pockets for my wallet, keys, and cell phone.
But I never claimed I was cool. You can’t be cool if you wear cargo shorts. They are one step above jorts.
So you’re saying my cargo jorts do not make me the man I think I am?
Are there any shorts 30something men can wear that actually are cool?
“Every generic married white guy…” Christ. What’s really “cool,” is when you grow up, you don’t really care what anyone thinks.