Here’s What It Would Look Like If The Cable Guy From Porn Worked For Time Warner

A brief sampling of reviews for Time Warner, taken from Yelp:

I’m already overpaying you for your slower-than-average-speed-in-Poland internet service. I suppose you were going to make me pay for the Vaseline when the “technician” showed up too?

Huh, so you use Vaseline, too?

Can you give zero stars?!? No… Well, you should be able to! This review isn’t for this specific Time Warner location but for Time Warner cable and internet services in general. They suck.

Tell me more about this sucking.

I can’t add much more to these reviews except to just agree. Your appointment time means nothing- they come out whenever and don’t call (or they don’t come).

All the ladies know what this guy is talking about, AMIRITE? Stripped of context, and minus a few words, reviews for an evil company sure sound a lot like porn, a concept that College Humor took its logical conclusion with “If the Cable Guy In Porn Was from Time Warner.” The package looks impressive, but it never works when it should.

Via College Humor

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