Sasha Grey has a new movie coming out soon. Nope, it’s not Daddy’s Worst Nightmare 5. Rather, Open Windows is about a man named Nick (Elijah Wood, in the role he was born to play) winning a dinner date with his favorite actress, Grey’s Jill. When she doesn’t show, however, he’s offered the opportunity to constantly watch Jill through his computer. The premise is pretty creepy, though not as much as the messages Grey reads in the latest installment of Machinima ETC’s “Creepy Text Theatre.”
I bet that “CDs and tapes” line works on all the former porn stars.
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This was the dumbest thing I’ve watched in a long time, and I just finished last night’s episode of RAW.
Also, who the fuck is Sasha Grey?
Yeah, I don’t know who she is either.
She’s an actress who’s most well known for appearing in the TV Series Entourage.
I think she was on one of those reality baking shows because when you Google her name you just see a lot of mentions of her “creampies”.
You should google her at work
I think Googling her might be a fun activity for me and my wife to share. Whatcha think fellas?
Yeah, she’s definitely most well known for porn.
Was a lot funnier than I expected, especially the second half. “32K since June” guy wins going away.
He’s the alpha male War Machine wants in America
I hate discussing Sasha Grey online, because you have to deal with two intolerable sides to a stupid argument: Misogynists that immediately label any woman that has sex on camera as worthless trash, and white knights that are trying to convince you and themselves that Sasha Grey is so smart and cool you guys, and such a good actress, and she’s really gonna make it, and then she’s going to marry me.
Her being a porn actress isn’t a big deal. Her putting herself out there as “actually like, really smart and talented” just reminds me of all those Megan Fox PR interviews years back about what a secret super genius she was. She’s lame, make her go away.
You forgot the 3rd side. The ones who point out how much how much of a smug person she is (based on what people in the biz have recounted about her) and how undeservingly highly she thinks of herself, but still shamelessly watch her videos.
::Raises hand::
You don’t need to read what “people in the biz” say, she makes it abundantly obvious through her own press that she’s highly annoying.
Except she’s super hot. Off the scale. Shame her body of work doesn’t mesh with my interests (explain the appeal of facialabuse/gonzo style, coz I can’t figure it out).
She’s a bitch. Fuck her.
Her face is starting to look nice and puffy. would still smash, though
An old roommate of mine circa 2010 happened to catch her on an episode of Entourage (I know, I know…he was young and naive) and, intrigued, searched for one of her videos on youporn or whatever. Apparently the first video that came up was her getting gangbanged in the butt, at one point screaming “YEAH! RUIN THAT ASS!” which proved to be too much for him.
To this day whenever I see him I make a point to masturbate “RUIN THAT ASS!” into the conversation.
I find her work more…err, stimulating when she’s on mute
To this day whenever I see him I make a point to masturbate
Wait, what?
REAL BROS WHIP THEIR DICK OUT BRAH. THEY WHIP IT AND THEN THEY STROKE IT TIL THEY JIZZ OVER EACH OTHER BRAH, THEN THEY DRINK BREWSKIS AND WATCH THE GAME BRAH.
Not gonna lie – I just texted half those jokes to my girlfriend. Surprisingly she got turned on.
Even the CDS and Tapes one?
That mean she bout the business bruh bruh
She will never top her work in that gem with (I wanna say Flower Tucci) where they were both shooting cream out their buttholes into each others faces. Oscar worthy stuff if you ask me.
i love sasha grey.
Even after watching her get fucked by 12 black dudes with horse cocks at once, I would still bang Sasha Grey.
Clearly not racist then….
That was kind of funny but mostly terrifying.
Sasha Grey 1 of those pple I just seen do too much….kinda Unforgivable