Paris Hilton is currently “monkeying around in Bali” (her words not mine) where she met this little baby monkey and its mom, presumably, going by the monkey boobs. At any rate, the adult monkey was not as taken with Paris Hilton as Paris Hilton was with it, judging the crotch scratching / jerking off motions it hilariously makes in front of her. I know, Mrs. Monkey, we get it. Just be glad she didn’t smuggle your kin back to Hollywood in her vagina.
(Via BroBible)