Jake must have some wild kids.
No Pixie Stix for the lil’ guys. No mini-Bubble-Tape knockoff, either. Nope.
Only three Jaw Breakers, two dusty suckers and one plastic .22, which is about half-a-second away from being reason enough for one time to blast a kid in apparent self-defense.
Now, if I didn’t have a good sense of humor, I might be able to stop laughing at this atrocity. Others, I’m sure, would be appalled to see this PR disaster in a bag. If it weren’t made and manufactured on 8 Mile, where my man copped it from a Dollar Store, Jake’s/Liberty Wholesaler Dist. might actually get a visit from the Problem Solvers.
In the meantime, someone get me the address for The Tonight Show, so Leno can work this into his “Headlines” bit.
Marvin Gaye – Here, My Dear
The Firm – The Firm
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