Here is Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder’s high school yearbook picture. I generally don’t like to use adolescent images to mock people, because puberty is terrible and there are pictures of me at age 19 to prove it (I WAS A LATE BLOOMER! SHUT UP!), but I am willing to make exceptions under a few limited circumstances. One such circumstance is when the figure in question is a newsworthy pseudo-dictator who runs an NFL franchise with the strong-fisted ineptitude of a Bond villain. Another circumstance is when it would be hilarious. So here we are, I suppose.
Anyway, itâ€™s a pretty straightforward yearbook-style class photo, but Iâ€™ll be damned if I can figure out how they got the camera inside the locker. Mirrors, probably.