High school can be a really, really awkward time for most teenagers — mainly because of this “sex” thing everyone won’t shut up about. Hence, why Redditor vladtehimpaler‘s attempt to poop in peace was interrupted by one of his fellow male high school students. No, the guy didn’t try to give him a swirly or anything. Instead, he played some porn at full volume and vigorously masturbated like no one was listening.
Unfortunately for the unnamed (and unseen) aural assailant, vladtehimpaler, whose real name is William Bwzer, recorded a good chunk of the bit and uploaded it onto YouTube. He then proceeded to explain the situation in a Reddit post:
I was sitting there on my phone when this guy comes in and plays porn of full volume. I kindly tell him to stop and he doesn’t quite hear me so he turns it down for about 10 seconds then turns it back up. This is when the video begins. After it ends he cleaned up and bolted out of the bathroom.
Sounds plausible, especially to anyone who’s (a) male and (b) went to high school. However, one commenter couldn’t shake the fact that the video’s audio appeared to be out of sync. Bwzer quickly responded, saying that the offending fapper “probably had his hand on the off button waiting to hear the bathroom door open.”
(Via Reddit)