New York Fashion Week got a wee bit gross over the weekend when streetwear label Hood By Air debuted their new collection. Attendees should’ve known grossness was on the schedule when the clothing company announced it was being sponsored by none other than PornHub. Oh, joy!
So far 5 min of sex noise at HBA
— Cathy Horyn (@CathyHoryn) September 11, 2016
Guests were treated to five minutes of “sex noise,” as The Cut’s Cathy Horyn tweeted. The website later described the runway show’s soundtrack as “gurgling, gagging, and spitting noises.” As if that didn’t give away PornHub sponsoring the show, both male and female models were also smeared with a disgustingly creamy and thick substance all over their face that looked exactly like what your dirty mind’s thinking. But, apparently, Hood By Air was going for something less NSFW and more G-rated, with stylists telling Harper’s Bazaar the gunk is suppose to resemble “mischievous children who got into household accidents, like getting into Vaseline.”
To create the spunky effect on the face, make-up artists reportedly used a MAC Cosmetics solvent, cream and good old fashion theater makeup. To get the hair just right, stylists smacked on on globs and globs of an anti-humidity gel-oil, creating the perfect look for someone playing with a giant vat of Vaseline.
WARNING: Grossness ahead!
(via The Cut, Harper’s Bazaar)