I’ve read nearly every book in George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones series (cool story, bro, but this is going somewhere), but I sometimes have trouble remembering who’s named what on the HBO show. For instance, Pyat Pree, WAY too tough to recall when you’re explaining the plot to non-book readers. “Purple Mouth,” though, that you’ll never forget. Theon? NOPE. “Other Robb.” YUP. Shame on those who forget Bronn, though.
So, for future reference, check out the graphic above to know what to call the Douche King. (They totally up screwed up by picking “Worst King” over “joffreypunch.gif.”)