How An Adorable Redditor Became The Internet’s Favorite Fake Porn Star

07.24.13 3 years ago 12 Comments

Now for the story of an attractive Redditor who attended a porn convention, sat down at an empty booth, and became the internet’s favorite fake porn star overnight.

It all began when Redditor “radicallay” attended the Exxxotica convention at the Chicago Rosemont (in my experience attractive women not in the industry swarm porn conventions). There she noticed an empty booth and sat down to take a load off (not literal phrasing, you guys), which started a chain of events that led to her sharing this message with r/funny:

“So I found a deserted booth at a porn convention and sat down. Soon a bunch of people started approaching me for pics and now I’m getting random tags from strangers on Facebook.”

As you may have guessed people took notice, and then the following NSFW-ishness happened…

She quickly received a porn name.

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Then a community QC “researcher” sifted through her profile to see if her story checked out. Four images were offered for evidence. Exhibit A: “Guilty Gear cosplay!”

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Exhibit B: “My mozilla Firefox costume!”

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Exhibit C: “I just finished sewing my first furry costume”

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Exhibit D: Cosplay I made from my favorite Final Fantasy game

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She quickly realized she made a huge mistake.

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She stuck around the thread to help out with porn convention pronunciation though.

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And provide a detailed review.

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In conclusion, I think it’s pretty same to assume — unlike in the teen mom saga — everyone here wins, especially the guy who made this comment in the re-purposed “I’d hit that” thread.

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