There’s nothing quite like making a speech at a wedding. Not only is it excruciating to rack your brain about (is your speech too long? Is it too short? Is it funny enough?) but there’s always the pressure to make it as memorable as possible (but not so memorable it overshadows the happy couple).
Sometimes people sing, sometimes they do interpretive dance, and sometimes they even ask their partners to marry them (which is very uncool and you should not do that) Other things that are uncool: sending guests who don’t show up bills for their dinner.) But what if you, like Rachel Winterbottom, are the maid of honor at a wedding and don’t possess any of those talents? Well, then you pump up the jams, pick up the mic, and rap like your entire life depended on it.
Here’s just a sample of the lyrics:
Sisters shes like no other
Words cant express how much i love her
Piss pot describes hayley to be fair
Always on facebook with her legs in the air
Classy my sister could be a wag
Although this one time she was sick in her bag
Lovely thats the way she looks today
But not just to look at shes gorge in every way
Dizzy theres nothing she cant lose
Keys bag phone but never her booze
If we’re being honest here, the maid of honor really stole this show. But that’s not just because she was rapping, it’s that she asked the DJ to “drop the beat” before she started. That automatically makes someone cool and awesome. But I guess having the skills to back it up does, too. How long do you think she practiced for?