The Counselor is many things. It’s Cormac McCarthy’s first original screenplay. It’s Javier Bardem’s hair. It’s, to quote Film Drunk Vince in his review, “guaranteed to piss off the people who were expecting another No Country for Old Men,” which is both criticism and praise. But mostly, it’s the film where Cameron Diaz has sex with a car.
Big moment for the Automobilerotic community.