This Insane Japanese Donald Trump Commercial Is The Most Bizarre Thing On The Internet

Wait, what was that? What the hell did I just spend a minute and a half of my life watching? If you’re like me IRL and asking yourself these same questions while curled up into the fetal position, then rest assured that no one else on the internet knows the answers. The best anyone can tell you, thanks to you YouTuber Mike Diva, is how the world now possesses this Japanese television-inspired bit of horror that includes Donald Trump‘s election as “World President” and a young schoolgirl’s obsessive affection for him. Ewww.

Directed, edited and produced by Diva and starring Chloe Doan, “Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ2016” is the kind of thing you’d expect to see when watching the latest presidential debate while inebriated. Instead, no substances are required because… well, because this video is yuuuuuge. It has everything!

  • An inappropriate-seeming romance between Trump and an underage female character. Sounds familiar
  • A rainbow cityscape littered with Trump’s likeness.
  • Flowering trees populated by little budding Trump heads.
  • A ride atop a Falkor-like “Trump the Bad Luck Dragon.”
  • Neon pink swastikas.
  • The end of the world, courtesy of a computerized Mecha-Trump.

If you already had no idea what was going on this late in the 2016 presidential election, Diva’s latest video isn’t going to help. That’s totally fine.

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