Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence is one of the most recognizable people on the planet. She’s also 26 years old, and like most 26 year olds, she enjoys acting like an idiot with her friends. Unlike most 26 year olds, though, the Mother! star can’t go anywhere in public without someone recording her. In late April, while hanging out at the Beverly Hills Club (or as Radar Online put it, a “Euro-trash strip club”) in Vienna, Austria, Lawrence was filmed “riding a stripper pole, spanking herself with dollar bills, and SO much more!”
There isn’t “SO much more” — imagine the scene from Silver Linings Playbook where Lawrence dances to the White Stripes’ “Fell in Love with a Girl” with Bradley Cooper, except replace “Fell in Love with a Girl” with Chance the Rapper’s “All Night” (an upgrade) and Bradley Cooper with some hunk in what appears to be a Chance “3” hat (same). But after the video (which we won’t link to) went viral, she wrote on Facebook that she’s not going to apologize for having fun, and explained the difference between a bra and a top.
Nobody wants to be reminded that they tried to dance on a stripper pole by the internet. It was one of my best friend’s birthdays and I dropped my paranoia guard for one second to have fun. I’m not going to apologize, I had a BLAST that night.
Ps that’s not a bra it’s an Alexander Wang top and I’m not gonna lie, I think my dancings pretty good. Even with no core strength.
You be you, Jennifer. Although might I suggest “No Problems?”