Getty Image
One of the things we learned from yesterday’s SXSW interactive panel with Jimmy Kimmel is that his pee hole closed up while working at KROQ. If you’re anything like me, you were probably like, “Huh. Can we please get an elaboration on this whole closed up pee hole situation?” Well, fear not because Marc Malkin with E! News asks the hard-hitting questions, and he got to the bottom of this story. As it turns out, poor Jimmy Kimmel needed two different painful and horrible-sounding surgeries to fix his penis.
“It just kind of closed up on it’s own,” he explained. “I don’t know why it happened. I still don’t know why.”
“The guy said, ‘Your urethra’s closing up and you need it operated on,’ and they did,” Kimmel recalled. “And then they said, ‘Yeah, we didn’t get it, it didn’t quite work. We need to do it again.’ And they did it again.”
“I’m a real pee hole,” Kimmel cracked, before adding, “It’s a horrible process by the way—a horrible horrible process.”
File this one under “women have to deal with childbirth and menstruation and sexism and all sorts of unpleasant stuff,” but the looming threat that we live in a world where men live in fear of having their penis hole close up makes me happier than ever that I was born a woman.
Via Page Six
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/4060/thumb)
This goes with my theory that no one has a perfect life. Jimmy Kimmel has a beloved show, millions of dollars, a great family, everything you could ever want. EXCEPT HIS FUCKING DICKHOLE SEALED SHUT FOR NO REASON. George Clooney probably doesn’t have an anus.
To follow your joke with a serious comment (because I’m that guy), there *was* that time that Clooney discovered that he had spinal fluid dripping out of his nose, due to an injury he suffered. [Source: an interview with Letterman, I think. Google supports my vague memory.]
So, your theory holds– no one has a perfect life.
@Pencil-Necked Geek
An injury he sustained banging four supermodels in the South of France.
NO NO NO NO NO. NO.
Yeesh. Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is something that can actually happen to women too. Just super-rare, obviously, so the only example we have is this famous man.
That’s why Sarah Silverman bailed. I was wondering. She likes a perfect penis on her men.
Have your doctor check you for balinitis xoritica obliterans also known as BXO. I have also gone through 2 surgeries for the same thing.
Is that why Sarah Silverman left him for Matt Damon?