Joe Biden Is Back, Baby!

I don’t know about you, but I’m so over this whole presidential campaign already, not to mention American politics in general. Too many idiots on both sides screaming at each other. It’s already old and we’re not even close to November yet.

However, the cranking up of the presidential campaign does have a bright side: trusty old gaffe machine and sayer of crazy things Joe Biden being let out of his cage. The man spews “WTF?!” things from his pie hole like Chris Paul dishes assists.

While thanking the Virginia crowd and closing out his speech…the vice president made a mistake, mixing up the state in which he was speaking.

“With you we can win North Carolina again,” he said, before exiting the stage.

The man is straight money — we should just rename him “Old Faithful.” And while I certainly don’t wish anything terrible to happen to President Obama, a Joe Biden presidency would be HILARIOUS — a true gift to comedy.

And if that weren’t enough, Biden told the assembled crowd that Mitt Romney “is going to put y’all back in chains” of elected. Nothing like dropping some good ole slavery imagery to get the people a little fired up, right?

Welcome back, Joe Biden. You have been missed.

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