Joe Manganiello and Channing Tatum are both currently in Savannah, Georgia where they’re shooting Magic Mike XXL, and last Friday night they went out for cocktails on a double date with Manganiello’s girlfriend Sofia Vergara and Tatum’s wife Jenna Dewan — selfishly hoarding at least 35% of the earth’s sexiness into one restaurant in the southeastern United States. Think about that. That’s like a five-leaf clover and a Frito shaped like Jesus and a male calico cat and a legitimately funny CBS comedy all riding together on a unicorn farting glitter. I for one, am shocked that the four of them together didn’t somehow rip a hole in the space-time continuum and send us careening into a dimension full of aesthetically superior creatures.
We couldn’t post the photos because the combined sexiness would crash the UPROXX servers, so here’s a Twitter embed from PopSugar:
Well, well! Look who Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara met up with! http://t.co/ZsXELUylkQ pic.twitter.com/1KsCUhZnSJ
— POPSUGAR (@POPSUGAR) September 29, 2014
A fun, sexy time was had by all.