Yesterday we told you about how Donald Trump had used his special relationship with “the blacks” along with his magical powers of perception to determine that Jon Stewart was secretly “very, very racist” for making jokes about Herman Cain.
“It’s not what he said, but the way he said,” Trump explained on a YouTube vlog post. “The tone of his voice, the inflection.”
Now, you didn’t think Stewart would let this slide by, did you? Like a lot of people, I watched Trump’s video the other day and my first thought was, “Oh, I cannot wait to see how Stewart responds to this!”
“This one hurts, because of how much I respect Donald Trump,” Stewart said. “He is a sophisticated man. Did you know he eats pizza with a fork?”
Ridiculous men who eat their crap pizza with a fork should not pick fights with Jon Stewart. Ever.
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