Watch Justin Bieber Battle Lil Wayne For Most Obnoxiously Absurd Deposition Ever Heard

03.10.14 4 years ago 36 Comments

Justin Bieber Deposition video

TMZ got a hold of Justin Bieber’s deposition video and it’s definitely worth the watch if you enjoy the rich and famous being complete dicks.

The 20-year-old Canadian gawd is being sued by a photographer who claims Justin told one of his bodyguards to beat him up and steal his memory card.

In the four-and-a-half hour video that TMZ broke down to just six minutes of the good stuff, Justin applies all the knowledge he learned from The Lil Wayne Academy of Deposition Hearings in order to come across as the most obnoxious, arrogant, uncooperative, douchebagging, piece of sh*t this side of the Milky Way.


Claimant’s Lawyer: Remember earlier today when I asked you –

Justin Bieber: No

Claimant’s Lawyer: Why don’t you listen what I have to say first and then maybe you’ll have an answer?

Justin Bieber: I don’t have to listen to anything you have to say.

Claimant’s Lawyer: Have you been to Australia ever?

Justin Bieber: I don’t know if I’ve been to Australia.

(looks to lawyers)

I been to Australia?

(glares back at claimant’s lawyer)

(claimant’s lawyer plays video clip)

Claimant’s Lawyer: Would you please look at the film that’s up there.

Justin Bieber: This is a film? This is a film? You said it’s a film. You said, ‘watch the film.’ Is this a film?

Claimant’s Lawyer: Have you ever disciplined Mr. Hesney?

Justin Bieber: Disciplined? What kind of question is that? Is he my son?

Claimant’s Lawyer: Have you ever talked to Selena Gomez and discussed your feelings about paparazzi?

(visibly distraught)

Justin Bieber: Don’t ask me about her again. Don’t ask me about her again. Don’t ask me about her again Don’t ask me about her again. Don’t ask me about her again. Don’t ask me about her again. Don’t ask me about her again.

Claimant’s Lawyer: Is there anything funny in my question?

Justin Bieber: Well, I don’t know, Katie Couric. You tell me.

Claimant’s Lawyer: Do you know an individual named Usher?

Claimant’s Lawyer: Do you know Usher Raymond IV?

Justin Bieber: No

Justin Bieber: Usher? Yeah, that sounds familiar.

Claimant’s Lawyer: Isn’t it true that Usher was very instrumental in starting your career?

Justin Bieber: I was found on Youtube. Umm, I think that I was detrimental to my own career.

Freudian slip?

And for comparison purposes, Lil Wayne’s deposition video

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