Jessica Biel is pregnant, everybody! “Multiple sources” have apparently confirmed the news to Us Weekly that Biel is carrying Justin Timberlake’s spawn.
“Right now they are just enjoying the news for themselves,” one pal tells Us of the Blunderer actress, 32, and Timberlake, 33, who dated on and off for five years before getting engaged in January 2012. “They just want a happy baby.”
Right now they are just enjoying the news for themselves, says the crappy friend who spilled their guts to the celebrity magazine. Anyway, congrats to the happy expectant parents. Their child will be more beautiful than any child most of us could ever hope to produce, outside of literally obtaining one of Jessica Biel’s eggs and having it artificially inseminated by Justin Timberlake’s sperm. And probably not even then.