Kill Kill Kill: Warthog Doesn’t Grade High

02.19.14 4 years ago 15 Comments

Warthog scouting report:

Lacks awareness in space; physique suggests poor conditioning; likely too tasty to survive at the pro level; unable to get separation from predators; makes more noise while being eaten than you’d like to see out of a franchise player; is dead.

Projects as: Browns first-round pick.

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