Well, what did you expect? You thought Kanye West and Kim Kardashian would just name their newborn daughter “Beth” or ” Tiffany”? You silly, silly human.
In traditional “I’m a total weirdo celebrity,” Kimye decided to name their daughter “North.” So her full name is North West. For a few days, it was rumored that the baby’s name would be Kaidence Donda West after Kanye’s late mother, but those rumors gave way to the sad, sad truth.
Kanye and Kim named their child a fricking direction. I really hope that Kim didn’t just let Kanye name the child because the man just named his album Yeezus so he’s not exactly batting 1.00 here.
Tune in next week as Jay-Z and Beyonce give birth to a baby they’ll eventually name Compass. Just you wait.
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