Today In Culinary Abominations: Kit Kat Bars Wrapped In Sugary Pizza Dough

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09.28.12 13 Comments

In the latest of our on-going efforts to keep you informed of all culinary abominations Big Food is floating out there (cheesburger crust pizza, anyone?), we bring you this: Kit Kat bars wrapped in pizza dough covered in sugar. These are being marketed as “Kit Kat Pops.” MMMMMMMMM!!! IT’S LIKE A “PIG-IN-A-BLANKET” EXCEPT WITH A KIT KAT INSIDE INSTEAD OF A WEINER!

Sadly, they’re only currently available at Pizza Hut in the Middle East. No wonder they hate us over there.

(Via Laughing Squid)

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Brett has been a New York Times contributing writer, a national affairs reporter for Yahoo! News, and a writer/editor at Gawker Media. Brett has also written for Esquire, Yahoo! Sports, Deadspin, Complex, Gourmet, Hazlitt, Animal, Gambit, and Dealbreaker.

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