Kitten Bowl — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

04.08.13 5 years ago 21 Comments

Long relegated to a halftime show for the Puppy Bowl, kittens are now getting their chance to be counter programming to the Super Bowl pregame show. Yes, next year The Hallmark Channel will broadcast a “Kitten Bowl” to run against the “Puppy Bowl”. If nothing else, it’s one more prop bet on which program gets the higher ratings.

The Kitten Bowl, an agility competition, will include an obstacle course of hurdles of varying heights, A-frame Alpine scratchers, tunnels, hoop jumps and weave poles.

Haha, that’s adorable. The idea, that is. I mean, the kittens are cute and all, but no cat is running an obstacle course if they don’t want to. The kittens will be glad to sit there and give you judging looks, however.

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