The Lamest Conversation of All Time; Or, There Wasn’t Time for a Game of Squash

10.01.07 10 years ago 66 Comments

Friday Evening…

Me: Hi, Eli. Matt. Nice to meet you. Can I get a picture?

Eli Manning: Sure.

Me: Thanks.

Eli: …

Me: Wow. You’re really tall. That doesn’t come across on television.

Eli: Well, everyone else is tall, too.

Me: Ah. Well, good luck on Sunday… night, is it?

Eli: Yup. Thanks.

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