Let’s Recap a Tedious Story

01.07.10 8 years ago 34 Comments

Ray Lewis: “Tom’s not really hurt. It’s all a big set up.” [Rest of the world makes dismissive wanking motion] “I don’t know where those bodies came from. Honest.” [CBS films 30th puff piece this year about his religion, makes sure to mention how he got Ray Rice a Bible for Christmas] “The refs are gonna screw us. It’s a conspiracy.”

Tom Brady: “Cool with me.”

Programming note: We’re liveblogging the two Sunday games. You’re on your own for Saturday. Sorry. You’ll somehow have to make do with playoff football without an Internet chat running concurrently. Or you can just leave comments in the open thread. Your call.

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