Despite her busy schedule of watching Mean Girls on ABC Family and doing nothing, Lindsay Lohan has somehow found enough time to reportedly begin writing a tell-all, though perhaps sex-all is more accurate. According to Radar, the stories Lohan promised to publishing houses in London “made [the literary agents] jaws drop” and that she’s “prepared to put everything out there,” which she’s “already proved…with the list of men she claims to have slept with.” And who would be her ghostwriter?
“It may seem unlikely, but she thinks she’s in with a shot of getting [Fifty Shades of Grey author] E.L. James to work on it — they met recently at the Chiltern Firehouse and got on well. Another pie in the sky idea was that she might persuade J.K. Rowling to work with her.” (Via)
Lohan wanted to work with the actual Ghostwriter, but she slept with him once. It’d be too awkward.