Children are the worst. When mixed with the holidays, they can be a handful for parents and the childless alike.
Reproductive cynicism aside, kids are also an endless source of glee for the world. Thanks to the internet, parents and relatives are free to share the wonderful things these children do and say with the world. Like Harper, a sweet little dumpling who decided to share her favorite new phrase with Santa this season.
According to Reddit user jordans_life, Harper was the unknowing but totally willing recipient of a brand new set of vocabulary terms for Christmas. Puts a whole new spin on Tiny Tim’s famous quote from A Christmas Carol: “God f*ck us, everyone!”