Historians note it was the great philosopher Socrates who once said, “To know, is to know that you know nothing. That is the meaning of true [fart sound]…”
“Oh my. Did someone step on a duck? Please excuse me. Now, where was I? Oh right, I was just about to blow your minds with a quote that will surely live on for all eternity, not to “toot” my own horn or anything. Get it? I’m hilarious.”
Legend has it that he eventually finished that quote, but not before his audience erupted with laughter. And why? Because farts are funny. In fact, not a situation exists where a fart is not funny.
Nobody knows that better than the little girl in this video, who could not have been more pleased with the noise her body just produced. She is either well on her way to being a world-famous comedian, or a renowned philosopher like Socrates. It really could go either way.