Message to NFL Draftees: Cleveland Is a Perfectly Nice City

04.19.09 9 years ago 81 Comments

This fake tourism ad for Cleveland is undeniably charming, even if it is piling on top of a decade or two of “Cleveland sucks” jokes.  Just think, this abject hellhole would be far and away the most unlivable city in the NFL if it didn’t get such stiff competition from Baltimore, Detroit, Pittsburgh, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Jacksonville, Buffalo, Cincinnati, and Green Bay.  And Houston ain’t no dream, either.

Discussion: Imagine if you had to live in an AFC North city.  Is Cincinnati actually the nicest city in the division?  Or do the race riots push the needle to… Pittsburgh?   What about death?  Is death an option?

(via Videogum)

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