At this point, anything involving Mike Tyson shouldn’t come as a surprise. We’re talking about the same guy whose best friends were pigeons, became the youngest heavyweight champ ever and developed a brotherhood with the late Tupac Shakur. So the revelation of him knocking a female prison guard up is damn near par for the course.
As you remember, Iron Mike served three years in prison during the 1990s after being convicted of rape. During a conversation with Rick Reilly in which he touched on topics not covered in his recent Las Vegas stage show, Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth, Tyson admitted getting his rocks off with one of the female employees of the facility.
“I didn’t talk about getting a prison official pregnant,” he told ESPN’s Rick Reilly of topics he left out of his one-man Las Vegas stage show, “Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth.”
“Oh yeah. In prison, stuff happens. But she had no baby.”
Though he doesn’t specify when the incident occurred, Tyson served three of his 10-year sentence behind bars for the alleged rape of an 18-year-old woman. He was released in 1995. [NYDN]
In all honesty, the story’s believable seeing as how friends of mine who are locked up can run through countless prison tales of female C.O.’s who have no problem throwing the ass on the regular if shown some attention. Plus, in one of their words, “I’d probably never look twice at her if I was on the streets, but in here, a three looks like a 10.” Take that into account, and Mike more than likely had it delivered to him on a silver platter while in the bing.
And in the spirit of 4/20, Kid Dynamite’s choice of drugs were nothing short of rockstar-like. “I just liked morphine, but I had to take a lot of it because it didn’t stay in your system for a long time. And I’d have my cocaine, and I had my marijuana, and I had my Cialis and Viagra and my little friends all sitting there. That’s just how I lived my life.”
Yeah, that’s just how Mike lived his life. You won’t call him out on it though.