A Fan Just Paid The Perfect Tribute To Mitch Hedberg For His Birthday

ryan-harkness
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02.23.16 3 Comments

Mitch Hedberg was a one of a kind comic, which only makes his passing back in 2005 all the more tragic. He was the king of offbeat one-liner jokes, and has been credited with inventing Twitter-style comedy before Twitter even existed. Now, to celebrate what would have been his 48th birthday, a fan paid tribute to Hedberg in the best way possible, by placing a doughnut and the doughnut’s receipt on his grave.

To understand that joke, you gotta hear this joke:

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“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut … I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, ‘Don’t even act like I didn’t get that doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here… It’s in my file at home. …Under D.’”

The joke recently popped up on the receipts at a Freshest Donut Pros shop after a passionate fan was given the ability to modify the writing at the bottom, proving that while Mitch may be gone, his humor lives on.

A few more Mitch Hedberg classics:

“I’m always on the road, and I drive rental cars. Sometimes I don’t know what’s going on with the car, and I’ll drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn’t say a lot for me, but it doesn’t say a lot for the emergency brake. What kind of emergency is this? I need to not stop now. It’s not really an emergency brake, it’s an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.”

“I don’t get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, ‘Do you know anybody who has AIDS?’ He says, ‘No.’ I say, ‘Cool, because you know me.'”

“If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here’s a drink, Mitch. It’s ice cold. I guess I could lick it.”

“You know you can’t please all the people all the time, and last night, all of those people were at my show.”

(Note: Mitch Hedberg’s birthday is actually February 24, so you’ve got today and tomorrow to celebrate.)

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Ryan Harkness has been writing about mixed martial arts since 2006 for outlets like FOX Sports, Yahoo!, Bleacher Report, Bloody Elbow, and Fightlinker. UPROXX has been kind enough to let him share his thoughts on pop culture as well, mainly on shows featuring the undead.

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