When not carrying fridges, throwing beer kegs, fighting Conor McGregor, playing tug of war with a tractor, becoming Europe’s strongest man, dressing up as the Hulk, breaking a 1,000-year-old weightlifting record, or eating seven chickens in one sitting (busy man), Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson is gulping down HeavyBubbles, “sparkling water that makes you sweat.” It’s the only drink that transforms you from anthill to Mountain from Game of Thrones.
Unfortunately, it’s a fake product. (I assume? This is April 1, after all.) That’s a shame, because I like the idea of getting stronger just by carrying HeavyBubbles back home. What an eco-friendly workout. Also, “If you can’t carry, you can’t drink. You die.” That just means more beer kegs and fridges and tractors for Björnsson. Who’s stopping him? Not Oberyn, that’s for sure.
Now I’m sad all over again.
