Name The More Unsafe Driver: The Couple Having Sex, Or The Couple Filming The Couple Having Sex?

Senior Pop Culture Editor
09.23.13 3 Comments

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The likes of Aldon Smith are DMV instructors compared to the two drivers in the video below, one of whom is having sex with a lady while driving and the other who’s filming the entire performance. It takes a certain amount of skill, and a lot of dumb luck, to get away with driver’s seat missionary position while speeding through Chicago at 50 MPH, and even more talent to narrate the footage with, “I wanna get her bouncing again.”

“Dying after crashing into a tree while having car loving” is a form of a “safe sex,” right?


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