Weather forecast for Sunday:
Chicago: High of 29 degrees Fahrenheit; forty percent chance of precipitation.
Saints bench, Soldier Field: Unseasonably warm; repeated bursts of heavy showers. It’s gonna be hot and sticky.
DISCLAIMER: Women are discouraged from watching the following video, as scientists have yet to find conclusive evidence that it doesn’t result in pregnancy.
NOTE: We’d like to thank the mystery man that recorded the song, which we found on a Bears message board we can no longer find. If you’re the genius behind this song and want some credit, please email us.