New Orleans, You Haven’t Seen a Devastating Flood Until You’ve Seen the Sex Cannon in Action

01.18.07 11 years ago 11 Comments

Weather forecast for Sunday:

Chicago: High of 29 degrees Fahrenheit; forty percent chance of precipitation.

Saints bench, Soldier Field: Unseasonably warm; repeated bursts of heavy showers. It’s gonna be hot and sticky.

DISCLAIMER: Women are discouraged from watching the following video, as scientists have yet to find conclusive evidence that it doesn’t result in pregnancy.

NOTE: We’d like to thank the mystery man that recorded the song, which we found on a Bears message board we can no longer find. If you’re the genius behind this song and want some credit, please email us.

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