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Hey, remember the guy who crashed a million-dollar Porsche while trying to show off? What about the woman who crashed into a seafood van because she was too busy masturbating to pay attention to traffic? Good news for them! A new pair of geniuses have emerged to claim their spot in the hallowed halls of “dumb things people have done while driving.” This time, it’s a pair of newlyweds who made headlines because they (or someone close to them) crashed a car they were supposed to drive off in at their wedding.
Look! Look upon the horror!
Damage only car crash in Burnley pic.twitter.com/WXADqoycDq
— Lancs Road Police (@LancsRoadPolice) April 17, 2016
NDTV reports that the car was totaled but that no one has been injured (save for someone’s wallet). The crash, which occurred in Burnley, Lancashire, involved a Ferrari 458 Spider and is valued at close to $400,000. It was rented to the couple by a millionaire who goes by the name “Lord Aleem,” and while the rest of the world is freaking out about what looks like a very angry building who’s just had enough and took it out on the car, he’s being really chill about the whole situation.
The whole situation, of course, being this:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BETdKq8EZEi/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BETlQsUEZJ4/
Look at the horrified people! Can you hear that? It’s the death rattle of a car taken from us way too soon:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BETk7VoEZI
Here’s what Aleem tweeted about the incident:
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Of course, he also rightfully took the opportunity to throw some well-deserved shade. Hey, if it was your car, you’d probably do the same:
https://twitter.com/rayhaan_mufc/status/721786860444508160
That guy’s reaction says it all, doesn’t it? Feeling pretty sorry for the couple who rented the car to celebrate their nuptials only to end their day with a crash instead of a bang (wedding-night joke quota reached!). Hope they’re not out pawning their wedding presents and seeking the advice of a competent divorce lawyer, all while we chuckle sensibly at their misfortune.
(h/t Bro Bible)
