NFL Analyst Power Rankings (Official) #5- Pete Prisco

05.22.13 4 years ago 40 Comments

I’m PFT Commenter and I’m counting down the 10 sharpest minds in the industry. Where will your favorite analyst or sports person land? (probably not high)

Here’s a recap of the rankings so far:

10. Mike and Mike

9. Rush Limbaugh

8. Jim Rome

7. Chris Berman

6. Rick Reilly

Ranked on: Infotainment value, being a pros pro and strength of takes

5. Pete Prisco

Pete was going to be number 7 but he recently climbed the charts after basically getting his ears surgicaly permanently pinned back this offseason. Pete and I have a mutual respect for each otherses takes probably because were not making any friends out there so we kind of give each other a nod like a couple badass gunfighters in the same saloon back in the day before our country had all these problems.

Its no secret Petes twitter feed is a must follow so I’m just kind of going to have a little fun with this one and let him David Carradine himself w/ his own rope.

Infotainment Value: 11


Being a Pros Pro: 0

Because his takes are so strong Petes not making any friends among the Pros. Hes had ongoing battles w/ Me,Florio Peter King and basement nerds who try to tell him his business

Thats whats known as a walkoff in the industry folks

Strength of Takes: 11

I call him P.E.D. Prisco


Best Career Moment: Lets face it Pete scooped us all HARD when he predicted that the real refs were just as bad as the replacement ones and the stats confirmed it beyond a doubt and as it turns out the Fail Mary was called correctly. He also was right on the money all through bountygate basicly saying that Goodell should move the Saints to LA as punishment and it was a absolute whale of a show watching him outwit a entire fanbase in New orleans

Total Score: 22: Peter King is the Thinking Man’s analyst. Prisco is the Knowing Man’s Peter King.

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